Mental Meanderings of a Soul in Progress

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Just a fun little meme


1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

My best friend's wife


2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Couldn’t do that for professional/ethical reasons



3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

My best friend's wife


4. What is your favorite cheese?

Sharp Cheddar


5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What shall you choose?

Probably turkey, with leaf lettuce, mayonnaise, half-sour pickles, sliced tomatoes, onions and just a touch of hot pepper.


6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?

Antonio Banderas


7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

Josh Groban if he were 20 years older. Right now it would just be sick…


8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Take all my best freinds out for lunch (select group that they are)


9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Santa Barbara, CA


10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill.

Put it in my bra, you never know when you'll need $100.


11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Be brand-specific. What would you choose?

Corona


12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Back to June 4, 1973. I would f***ing beat the crap out of my boyfriend when he said we should break up instead of just being so wimpy and hurt.


13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

When you get angry at someone, you have to go and cool off before you start in on them.


14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and whats the premise?

”Now, Boys…” It’s about men behaving badly.


15. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuck.


16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Ask if they mind if I tear off a chunk to blow my nose.


17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?

My photo chest, with all my babies in it.


18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Say goodbye and I love you to everyone I want to hear it.


19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Invisibility.


20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

October 15th, 2002, at about 7 PM.


21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)

My sister dying at age 21. I think life would have been very different if she had lived.


22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where would you move?

Fiji


23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Shorty’s


24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!!"?

My best friend…but then, I’d have to be invisible too. Gotta give the whole effect!


25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?

Madeleine Kahn



26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My Dad.